Kitsap County , Washington, had begun to crack down on speeding motorists. Here's a list of some answers they received when they asked the drivers why they were speeding:
- My gas petal got stuck.
- Don't I get a couple miles per hour over when I'm taking my grandchildren to the airport?
- I didn't know I was speeding because my lights were off.
- My speedometer is broken.
- I had a bee in my car.
- I've been drinking and I wanted to get off the road quickly.
- I am driving my friend to the hospital. He has alcohol poisoning. (The driver was also found to be intoxicated.)
- (After crashing) I put high test gas in my car and it caused me to lose control. (He was also found to be intoxicated.)
- I'm trying to catch that UFO. Will you try to catch it for me?
- I get 10 extra miles per hour in the fast lane.
- I'm wearing shoes that are really heavy and they make the gas petal go down more.
- My doctor gave me the wrong medication.
- I'm headed to a divorce proceeding and if you met her, sir, you would understand why I'm in a hurry.
- I just got my license back after having it suspended and I'm not used to driving.
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