Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel…

* Spit-polishes his halo
* Buys a maxi-pad with wings
* Drops out of a so-called “Choir of Angels” because that’s really just a
place for a bunch of diva show-offs to shine sunbeams up God’s butt
* Orders a plate of “Hades Hot” Buffalo wings
* Drinks a little too much of Junior’s blood and falls off a cloud
* […]