Real call to a computer company tech support

Tech support: always they’re for you
One day a guy calls tech support. This is a little like how it went…
Cust: hello?
TS: hello
Cust: yeah, my cup holder broke and my computer is still under warranty, so I
would like to get it replaced.
TS: ummm cup holder?
Cust: yeah cup holder…
TS: ummm did you get it with a promotional […]