Free Clean Jokes - SkinnyDipping

The weather was very hot, so this man wanted desperately take a dive in the nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared ? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water. After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore […]

Free Clean Jokes - Forgive Me, Father

This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest says, “Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.
The man […]

Free Clean Jokes - Football Fans Vs. Nuns

There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They couldn’t see really well over their habits, so one of the guys says, “Man, I wish I lived in Ohio, there are only 25 Catholics there.”
One of the other guys says, “Well, […]

Free Clean Jokes - The Truth About Baseball

Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?
Because his gigantic ass commanded him to.

Free Clean Jokes - Buckeyes vs Wolverines!

In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating - “Play like champions today!”
There’s also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:
“Don’t forget your HELMET!”

Free Clean Jokes - This is reaaally funny!

My friend is a rather old-fashioned lady, always quite delicate and elegant,
especially in language. She and her husband were planning a trip to Florida so
she wrote to a campground they planned to visit and asked for a reservation. She
wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped, but didn’t quite
know how to ask about […]

Free Clean Jokes - Control Issues

Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are acting very macho and talking
about the control they have over their wives. The third remains silent.
After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, “What about you?
What kind of control do you have over your wife?”
The third man turns […]